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Brady. Criminology/Psychology Double Major at Ohio University. This is my mediocre blog, for my somewhat mediocre life.

mishasminions:

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

TUMBLR: A SUMMARY

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.




WHAT

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

WHAT

spectremassani:

Credit to Bumblebeepixie for this amazing cover. Happy Shepard Day!

'Like A Boss' cover on the ukulele, except this time we do things like a spectre. Maker that sounded cheesy. Long story short this is a song about being a spectre in Mass Effect in the style of 'Like A Boss' by Lonely Island kind of…

LYRICS:
Commander Shepard thanks for coming to your performance review.

No problem

So you’re in charge of the Normandy is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I’m a spectre

Okay so take us through a day in the life of a spectre

Well the first thing I do is…

Talk to Kelly (Like a spectre)
Read emails (Like a spectre)
Lead a mission (Like a spectre)
Blow up relays (Like a spectre)
Give out orders (Like a spectre)
My own cabin (Like a spectre)
I’m Paragon (Like a spectre)
Though I’m sometimes Renegade.. (Like a spectre)
Hit on Garrus (Like a spectre)
Get a romance (Like a spectre)
Swallow nothing (Like a spectre)
Do not ingest (Like a spectre)
Call the Council (Like a spectre)
Disconnect them (Like a spectre)
Laugh with Joker (Like a spectre)
Bother the crew (Like a spectre)
Court appearance (Like a spectre)
Destroying relays (Like a spectre)
Fifth of Ryncol (Like a spectre)
Piss on Udina’s desk (Like a spectre)
Smash my fist
On Jilani’s jaw
I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
RENEGADE (Like a spectre)
Puke on Udina’s desk (Like a spectre)
Visit Omega (Like a spectre)
Buy a nerve stim (Like a spectre)
Score some red sand (Like a spectre)
Crash the mako (Like a spectre)
Use the nerve stim (Like a spectre)
Watch an asari strip (Like a spectre)
Drink a green beverage (Like a spectre)
Black out in the toilets (Like a spectre)
Meet a turian (Like a spectre)
Taking a piss (Like a spectre)
Turn into Reaper (Like a spectre)
Bomb the Citadel (Like a spectre)
Crash into Alchera (Like a spectre)
Im dead again (Like a spectre)


Uh huh so that’s an average day for you then?

No doubt

You blow up the Citadel and die?

Hell yeah..

And I think at one point there you said something about using a nerve-stimulator?

Nope

I’m pretty sure you did

Nah I ain’t a quarian

Well, this has been mind melding for me

I’m a spectre

Yeah no I got that you said it a million times

I’m a spectre

Yeah yeah I got it

I’m a spectre!

Yeah see you later

Like a spectre!



Jesus

blackoutballad:

i have a lot of favorite dave quotes but i think about this one daily

blackoutballad:

i have a lot of favorite dave quotes but i think about this one daily

Can’t tell if sick or depressed…

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

fell off my chair laughing 

combatdisco:

Excuse me u can’t come in.

you cute little lovebird aaaaaaaaah

defilerwyrm:

babyyfirefly:

thresher sharks look so nervous

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aaaaaa

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aaaA??

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AAAAAAA!!!!

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[THRESHING INTENSIFIES]

unravelramirez:

The TumblrPro prank is really funny because you’re opening a video on Tumblr and it loads immediately

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